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OME!!!
Posted On 08/23/2008 09:44:24
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OME!! (Oh My Edward) The Twilight Movie is coming out on November 21 instead of Dec. 12!!!!! I'm going to like go crazy, if i haven't already!!! lol. Can't wait to see Spunk Ransom on the big screen!!!!!!
2007
Nov. 2-3 Cleveland, OH
Nov. 10 St. Louis, MO
Nov. 16-17 Billings, MT
Nov. 30-Dec. 1 Phoenix, AZ
Dec. 8 Anaheim, CA
2008
Jan. 26 Houston, TX
Feb. 22-23 San Antonio, TX
More Dates, i'm just lazy :-D for full Schedule go to http://www.acquirethefire.com/page/events
Bands
David Crowder, Phil Joes, Michael Gungor*, Building 429, Tye Tribbett*, Superchick*, Leeland, the Cross Movement, Sanctus real, Stellar Kart*, Roca Firme, Unhindered, Decyfer Down, Krystal Meyers*, Rojo*, Nevertheless
Different Bands play @ different citys!!
K, so i wuz with 3 of my friendz and my friend Alex's older sister who wuz driving. and we were @ this place 2 get ice cream (like we needed more sugar :]) and there wuz this guy @ the order window, and i swore i new who he wuz. and so i asked if he went to my church lol and he did lol and so now when i go 2 nite, me and my friend Chelsea r gonna c if he remembers us. lol it will be wicked awesome lol. and now i'm leaving, cuz i'm bored lol.
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Dancing
Posted On 10/15/2007 09:55:27
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OMGosh, On Thursday I am dancing with the rest of the Dance team @ a Varsity Football Game!! I am like sooo Excited!! Basketballstar123, and Alexandra_Nicole are dancing 2!! It is gonna b sooo cool!! I can't wait!! Well I'm gone. lol.
L8a G8a's,
~HeLeN~
K, so i went to the pool yesterday with Amber [basketball123] and 2 of our guy friendz. me and one of the guyz were hanging out, and he kept putting his arm around me it wuz pretty funn. then i wuz playing b-ball with him and our other friend, and the one guy like totally asked me outt!!! i wuz like soooo happy. and of course i said yes!! so ya. well g2g
l8a g8a's
~HeLeN~
HAWK NELSON LYRICS
"Letters To The President"
When we were younger we used to sit on my porch And talk smack about girls and professional sports There's a lot of things I wanted to say But never got a chance to find a way
(One) take a good look at all of your high schools this is the first reason that I want to write you it must be tough when society is messed up Gotta save money, please don't take it out on us
Do they even know? Do they even know?
If I was brave I'd write a letter to the president And have him papples it to the leaders of our parliament But for now I won't say nothing From all the kids who would stand in my residence Who see this letter as a statement of our innocence But for now I won't say nothing
Now that we're older a brand new story unfolds About God and the laws that we've always been told And there's a lot of things I wanted to say But never got a chance to find a way
Same-sex marriage in a state where they don't care Murder is wrong but the jail time's not fair Not to mention date rape, felony and car theft Break it down and tell me what we've got left
Do they even know? Do they even know?
If I was brave I'd write a letter to the president And have him papples it to the leaders of our parliament But for now I won't say nothing From all the kids who would stand in my residence Who see this letter as a statement of our innocence As for now I'll start with something
Take a good look at Tommy, he's a track star Good role model, had a chance to go real far Then the school made a budget-cut Cut out the track team Now instead Tommy is a crack head
Same-sex marriage in a state where they don't care Murder is wrong but the jail time's not fair Not to mention date rape, felony, and car theft Break it down and tell me what we've got left
If I was brave I'd write a letter to the president And have him papples it to the leaders of our parliament But for now I won't say nothing From all the kids who would stand in my residence Who see this letter as a statement of our innocence As for now I'll start with something
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You will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. Jeremiah 29:13
Why can't they just lose the ring in the sink?
BY DAVE BARRYI finally saw the new Lord of the Rings movie, which is entitled Lord of the Rings II: A LOT More Stuff Happens. It's a tad on the long side (three days) but I am not complaining. My eyeballs were literally riveted to the screen, by literal rivets, from the moment I sat down until the moment I lost all sensation in my lower body.Yes, this is a clapplesic movie, the kind that makes you laugh; makes you cry; makes you wonder, over and over, if this would be a good time to go to the bathroom. Above all, it's a movie that makes you think about the issues raised by the plot, the main issue being: What on earth IS the plot?I say this because it's a very complicated story, with numerous subplots and something like 11,000 major characters, most of whom have hard-to-remember names like ''Flagodirt'' or ''Grempkin.'' So today, as a service to all of you who were confused by this great movie, I present the following:SIMPLIFIED SCREENPLAY FOR LORD OF THE RINGS II(Scene 1)FRODO: Aw Man! I still have this ring that I got in the first movie!SAMWISE: The ring with the terrible power that causes everyone who comes near it to over-act?FRODO: Yes! And to destroy it, we must walk, slowly, in real time, all the way across New Zealand!SAMWISE: But who will guide us?FRODO: How about a reptilian computer-generated creature with a bad comb-over?SAMWISE: Dick Cheney's in this movie?GOLLUM: Very funny, Hobbit-breath.(Scene 2 :)LORD ARAGORN: Well, my two trusty companions -- Legolas, the Strangely Tall Elf; and Gimli, the Comic Relief Dwarf -- in our subplot, we are pursuing Merry and Pippin, who have been captured by Orcs, and now we find ourselves in the Kingdom of Rohan, ruled by King Theoden, whose niece, Eowyn, will become my second love interest once the king is released from the spell cast by his trusted counselor, Grima Wormtongue, who is secretly in league with the evil wizard Saruman!LEGOLAS: I have no idea what you're talking about.LORD ARAGORN: Me either. I'm just reading the script.GIMLI: Well, I'm really short!(Laughter)LORD ARAGORN: But enough explanatory dialogue. It's time for one of the estimated 17 big sword-clanging battles we have in this movie with hideous computer-generated monsters who always outnumber us by the thousands, although we defeat them every time, because we are courageous heroes!LEGOLAS: Also, they have the hand-to-hand-combat skills of alfalfa.MONSTERS: Arrrrrr.SWORDS: CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!(Scene 3 :)MERRY: Well, Pippin, we escaped the Orcs, and now we are being carried around by talking trees!PIPPIN: Apparently, the audience will swallow anything!TREE: It gets worse! Later on, we engage in branch-to-hand combat! (Scene 4)MONSTERS: ArrrrrrSWORDS: CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! (Scene 5)FRODO: How come, if I'm the protagonist, Lord Aragorn has TWO love interests, and I'm stuck in a subplot with Dick Cheney?GOLLUM: Maybe it's because your big hairy feet make you look like you're wearing a pair of dead weasels.(Scene 6)LORD ARAGORN: Well, Legolas and Gimli, with the help of Gandalf the White, formerly Gandalf the Grey, also known as Gandalf the Beige, we have defeated the Uruk-hai in a giant computer-generated battle. Now we must make haste to the Really Big Rock of Karambador, before the forces of Ba'Zoot, led by the evil King Weltpimple, conquer the Mullions of Gneep and obtain the Remote Control Unit of Doom!LEGOLAS: Now you're just making stuff up.LORD ARAGORN: Well, it's not as stupid as the kung-fu trees.GIMLI: I'm still short!(Laughter)(Scene 7)FRODO: UH-oh! The movie is over, and I still have this ring! Do you realize what that means?SAMWISE: That ''Weasel Feet'' would be a good name for a rock band?FRODO: Yes, as would ''Kung Fu Trees'' and ''Combat Alfalfa.'' But my point is that the forces of Evil have been let loose upon the land, which means soon there will be...SAMWISE: No! Not that!FRODO: Yes. Another sequel.MONSTERS: Arrrrrr.
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