Living in a downtown loft apartment has some disadvantages.  I discovered a big one last night.  Let's just say when you have a paranoid neighbor with a mid eighties Cadillac and a poorly installed car alarm it makes for a long frustrating night. 

12:45 AM I awake to the following...  "BEEP BEEP BEEP...  THE BOX HAS BEEN TAMPERED WITH!  *pause*   BEEP BEEP BEEP...  THE BOX HAS BEEN TAMPERED WITH!"   I get up and look out the window to see the car parked across the street with the interior lights on but nobody else is around.  My guess is that some Flash and Frivolous (aka Fast and Furious) type kid with subwoofers larger than his cars engine drove by and set off the car alarm. 

At 2 AM the alarm is STILL going off and the police arrive to take a look.  The officer gets out and inspects the car with his flashlight, then scans the other cars in a nearby parking lot before getting in his car and leaving.  Yep, that was it!  The alarm keeps going off... until 6:30 AM this morning.  

Needless to say, I have not really slept much and let me tell you, there were more than a few times during the night that I would have been MORE than willing to tamper with "the box" with a baseball bat.   

I'm watching for the owner of the car today... and believe me, I WILL have a word with them if I ever see them.  Luckily for them I am a Christian and generally a nice guy... although it if goes off again during the night I will gladly pay to have the car towed off to a distant location where I will personally assemble a large catapult and launch the stupid car to the moon. 

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Contrary to popular belief, the source for global warming has been found.  It is indeed coming from the politicians and lobbyists that are making this their cause.  

YES, humans spew pollution into the Earth's atmosphere and I believe that we SHOULD make an effort to reduce this wherever possible.  

The problem is that we have DROVES of people who make their living off government grants and the hype that surrounds the global warming mantra.  How likely are these "researchers" to cut off their own source of funding if they should happen to find doubts in their own research?  Probably about as likely as finding a Chicago Bears fan dancing a jig around the office this morning.

My point is this.  There are points worth considering on BOTH sides of the global warming debate.  From everything I have read to date, this is NOT conclusive evidence from either side, ESPECIALLY when you take in to account the limited amount of time that these studies take into account.  The Earth has been around for a while and there are cycles that this planet goes through.  We're foolish if we believe that we can fully comprehend the vast complexities of God's creation based on a limited scientific "snapshot" of its history. 

Recycling makes sense, reducing pollution makes sense.  Jumping on the Global warming bandwagon because it is fashionable or in many cases profitable?  Yeah, that makes sense too if you're a lobotomized sheep.  If you really look into both sides that is a much harder thing to do.

Recently a story was in the news that stated that the U.N. concluded that global warming was likely caused by man.  Oddly enough, by the time it hit our sterling America medianazis it became "U.N. Confirms Global Warming Is Caused By Man"  Do you see the difference there?  How something is said can change delivery greatly.

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We've LOST our collective minds.  Yeah, really... we have.

Let me drop this little gem of mental warpage on you as an example.  THIS is a news headline today: 

Transgender Minister Professor Fights Firing by Michigan Christian University

Have a look here and read the rest for yourself:  http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,250289,00.html 

The part that had me laughing out loud was this little mental morsel from the fired professor.  "I have worked hard for this university, have been praised for my performance, and I have done nothing immoral or sinful," Nemecek told the Jackson Citizen Patriot for a Sunday story.  

My BIG question here is if this man/woman/thing believes that God somehow made a mistake by creating him as a man.  He feels compelled to dress up as a woman.  I feel compelled to give him a wet fish award for being so easily led astray... take a wild guess who is doing the leading in this one.  Giving in to his own sexual perversions and denying the gender that God created him as IS a sin.  You think you know more than God there Sparky?  Ooooh boy, I wouldn't like to watch you try to explain that one when the time comes.

Best thing to do?  Realize that you've SOLD OUT to the world and get your head on strait and get your soul back where it belongs.  

Want further head shaking news?  Do a little Google search about the (I believe) 12 year old boy who had a sex change operation at the expense of the German people. 

We're truly a bunch of suckers waiting for the inevitable punch here.  We're so caught up in ourselves and the BS of so-called spiritual and world enlightenment that we've turned off the real source of light.  If you're going to do that you might as well start putting crack cocaine on your breakfast cereal as well... because as they say in some parts, "Thinkin' just ain't fer yew"

Stay smart, stay in the LIGHT... and may God bless you with intelligence to identify perversion for what it is. 

My challenge to YOU as the reader of this silly little blog is to pray for this Nemecek guy/girl/thing whatever he/she/it happens to be at this moment in time.  Pray the God touches he/she/it and works to put things right in His will.

With that, I hope your Monday is a good one! 

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Wow, where do I begin with this one?  For starters, I am absolutely certain that Iran has crack cocaine and that there is a high probability that president Ahmadinejad is the poster child for its abuse there.

First of all, if you have not read his so-called letter to the American people I urge you to have a little look-see at the URL below...

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/iran_pres_letter.pdf  

Did you read that?  More importantly, were you able to read through that steaming crock of moose compost without chocolate milk coming out of your nose?

Not since the likes of Adolf Hitler have I seen the writings of one man so completely and utterly delusional.  I am almost a bit shocked that he didn't include a press photo of himself holding a Cocker Spaniel puppy while sucking on a lollipop!  Pssstt!!  Hey you radical Islamic Iranian nut-job!  We're NOT that stupid! 

My letter to the president of Iran...

I understand that putting crack on your morning toast can alter a guy's view on the world and his importance in it, however, you Sir take the cake... err, toast.  

In your letter you speak of truth, justice, love, puppy dogs, and basic rights of human beings.  Oddly enough, these are all things you seem to do a wonderful job of denying to your own people.  My advice?  Dictionary.  Acquire one.  Look up the definition of IRONY you mental midget.  Seriously, how DID you get that PHD?  I didn't know Sally Struthers operated a correspondence school in Iran?  I guess I learn something new every day huh?    (Side note to Sally Struthers... I apologize for mentioning your name here among middle-eastern nut jobs... your TV commercials were actually quite amusing and certainly much better than those idiotic Girls Gone Wild commercials that are typically on at 2 AM.)

Ahem, where was I?  You see, I am not concerned at all about composing sentences with coherent thought because I have seen through his letter that the president of Iran doesn't really THINK anyway. It sort of takes the pressure off of me here.

OK, Mr. PHD pay attention here.... for starters, we have this thing called television and the media.  Unlike in YOUR country it is free to pretty much broadcast whatever it chooses, not just the state fed bullcrap that the average Iranian gets to see. Most of the time our media does a wonderful job of spinning in their own (usually liberal) political views but once in a while they slip and show us something we shouldn't probably see... The Glenn Beck Show perhaps?

Case in point?  Well, some of us have actually seen you make TV appeals to the American people while you were here in our country.  What you should also know is that more than a few of us have also seen your true intentions and plans through your speeches to your Iranian people.  You speak of US as the great Satan (literally) and to Israel as the little Satan yet now you want to be friends and help us?  Hey pal, if you're going to get us to believe THAT then you need to share some of that Crack that you are SO clearly on.

The reality of the situation is that YOU are a radical Islamic nut-case with a desire to bring about Armageddon.  You've said it yourself, you want to see Israel wiped off the map and you desire to usher in the return of the 12th Imam!  Oh yeah, and the Jews just made up that whole holocaust thing too right?  Hmmmm....  want some more toast there Mr. PHD?

Hey, here is an idea for you.  You seek enlightenment?  Try Christianity there Sparky!   I've seen your passionate hate filled speeches to your people and if your Allah were the true GOD then you would not be filled with so much hatred and delusions.  Let me get this straight....  if you strap a bomb to your chest and blow yourself inside a busy bus terminal you have brought glory to your allah and YOU get a reward in heaven?!  Wow, if you are THAT gullible I can sell you one of my super special pet rocks that will give you the power you need to rule the entire world with your sick twisted desires.  At the moment you're just a chess piece in the devil's game and he's using you like a Kleenex in a pediatric clinic during cold season.

Seriously, cut back on the toast in the morning.  Seek therapy... and most of all find a REAL God not the god of deceit.  I'll pray for your soul and encourage all Christians who read this to do the same.  

March 2007... president toaster crack PHD will have nuclear capability and you better believe that in his heart he'll want to use it.  Pray that he doesn't.   

Lord be with us! 

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If you are not already aware, Sony has just released the new Playstation 3 here in America.  Along with the release of this new  game system, which by the way costs between five and six hundred dollars, we have new reports of people not "playing well with others" while waiting in line.  I in fact use that term loosely...  a customer was SHOT this morning in Connecticut while waiting in line outside the store for a chance to buy a PS3.  In fact, the customer was shot because he refused to hand over his money to armed robbers who were shaking down the people standing in line for their money.  There have been fights and many other examples of people behaving like misbehaving children.

The thing is, you KNEW this was going to happen... or at least I had a hunch it would.  Sony is releasing just 400,000 PS3 units in America before the Christmas holiday and about a million people want them.  They ALL do this sort of thing... Xbox360 also created mass stupidity in the stores.  Naturally, this motives some bad apples to do almost anything to get one of these systems... and creates a thriving although somewhat short lived black market for them on ebay where you can pay two or three times retail for a system.  Ahem, welcome to the more money than brains club folks! 

I am not anti game systems or Sony, but I AM anti mass stupidity and it seems as if we've hit critical mass here folks.  Take just TWO seconds to step back and take a deep breath and ask yourself what is REALLY important in life.  Would even half of these people camp out for nearly 24 hours in a cold Best Buy parking lot for the chance to see Jesus if He were to make an appearance there?  I sort of doubt it.  In fact, I think you could announce that Jesus would be appearing in the sky above your city in three days all over the world and we'd be ashamed to see how many people would actually turn out to see Him and praise Him.  I'm pretty sure the ACLU would have meetings scheduled all day that day as well. 

Video games can be a fun way to unwind from time to time and they do improve eye-hand coordination but to some the game system is life.  I myself have an original Xbox system with Xbox Live for online game play.  Being the car enthusiast, about the only thing I play are racing games.  One thing I have found is that nearly 95% of the people I have raced against online seem to have acquired their language skills from the dark side of the merchant marines.  There are more F bombs being dropped in these races than in old Eddie Murphy stand-up comedy.  Also, another 40-50% seem to have gotten their life strategies from Jeff Spicoli (Fast Times At Ridgemont High) in that they pretty much exist to get high and play video games.  Xbox live is 420 central, and in a big way.  

I managed to hop into a race late last night before going to bed and found that the discussion in the race lobby was politics, religion, and the economy.  As you might expect, the comments were all, "Bush is an idiot, Republicans are all *bleep*holes, organized religion is merely for sheep, and the economy is just horrible thanks to Bush." 

*GRIN*  Now, I normally don't bother to waste my time with kids that are higher than kites but I had to try to give them just a hint of education since they obviously missed a few things in school.  I asked the kid what exactly was a good economy if the fact that our markets were at record highs and the unemployment record was at near record lows of 4%?  Think back to the days following September 11th and the economy following the attacks.  Compare that to now.  Ah, yes... not tell me kiddo, what part of Economics class did you skip out on exactly?  All of it?  Hmmm.. thought so.

Then of course, religion.  I had LOTS of fun with that one let me tell ya.  Don't get me wrong, I don't really take pleasure in making people eat their words or look uniformed but with the group I was in last night it was truly difficult not to.  Let's just say there weren't really a lot of "thinkers" in the race.  

I listened to one person describe how things "really" were and of course we got here from a single cell blah blah blah.  His opinion was that religion was just a way to control people who were weak minded.  At this point I started laughing out loud and the guy started telling me I must be one of those religious nut jobs.  I set him up with this one.... "Ok then, you seem to think you have a grasp on how things really are and how we got here right?  You think of yourself as intelligent and you believe in evolution right?"  His response was "Of course, I am smarter than any sheep Christian"   So I came back with, "OK, so according to your belief and evolutionist beliefs we got here from a single cell and all life has evolved from that one single cell.  It would be SIMPLE to prove that if it were really the case.  As you might be aware, we have something called fossils here on this planet.  What we don't seem to have are any of the in-between fossils.  You know, the part donkey part bird fossil remains that show one creature evolving into another?  You can search high and low until the day you die but you don't see them?  Why is that I wonder?  We find all sorts of other really old fossils but gosh, none of those transitional life forms can be found in the old fossil record."  "Furthermore, you have the ability to thing, emotions and feelings right?  Where did THAT come from... the last time I checked, single celled organisms weren't MENSA members."  

"Now, you call yourself intelligent and open-minded yet you believe this incredibly complex world and all that we have just sort of happened by cosmic accident without God?  That isn't an open mind, that is an incredible obtuse mind full of bong resin."   (Yeah, I know that wasn't a nice thing to say...oops!)   If you're THAT gullible then I can probably sell you air in a bottle huh?  If you are half as open-minded as you say you are, then be open minded enough to actually do a little research before trying to put everything in stone.  It is easy to mock something we know absolutely nothing about."

With that, I came in second place in the race losing only two a guy from the U.K. who also happened to back me up on the absurdity of evolution.  The guy I initially got into the debate with got sort of quiet and spent the next two races trying to take me out (crash me) although his driving ability was on par with his theories about life... in other words, weak.  

I really think about cancelling Xbox live simply because there ARE so many meatheads on there...  then again, it IS a way to reach out to the self-centered and lost so perhaps God can use me there.  Time will tell I suppose....

With that, I am off to go get in line for a PS3...  ahem, just as soon as I swing by the neurosurgeon for my lobotomy. 

May God bless you... and the horse you rode in on. 

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Organized religion fuels anti-gay discrimination and other forms of bias, pop star Elton John said in an interview published Saturday.

"I think religion has always tried to turn hatred towards gay people," John said in the Observer newspaper's Music Monthly Magazine. "Religion promotes the hatred and spite against gays."

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Blah blah blah, hey look, I am Elton John and just because I choose this lifestyle I am obviously an expert on the subject.  

Oh gee, Elton finds that "religion" goes against his own personal desires and lifestyle therefore we should just ban religion.  Hey, Sir Elton... how about you do a little research and acquire at least HALF a clue before you preach your message.  

So sorry Elton, you clearly are too caught up in your own selfish desires that you preach your ethical compost as if you somehow know more than the rest of us.  Most true Christians do not hate gay people nor do we encourage violence against them.  We do however have strong beliefs regarding the lifestyle and gosh golly they happen to come from a more credible source than Elton John... ahem, SIR Elton. 

So Elton, I doubt you'll ever be "open minded" enough to listen in the event that a Christian happens to reach out to you because he/she just happens to CARE about you and your after life destination.  Don't expect us to throw a party or parade to celebrate your sins... we have our convictions too but ours don't dwell in darkness and things of this world.

May God have mercy on you Sir... I can only pray that perhaps your mind could be half as open as you may think it is.  You might acquire a better clue on reality. 

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It seems the waffle jockeys at Wally World have decided to once again market to Christians.  First they de-emphasize and eliminate their Christmas marketing in order to keep the left wingy whack jobs within the ACLU and other cry-baby groups from being offended and then the Christians boycot and complain to Wal Mart.

Now it seems the Wal Mart discovered that there are MORE customers that support CHRISTmas over the weak happy holidays push.  

Wal Mart now claims to have caught the Christmas spirit.  Sorry Wally, but the only spirit you follow is the dollar.  If as a company you had any convictions in the first place you would have had stood for something in the first place and stuck to it... instead you flap back and forth like an old west saloon door.  

Ultimately it is sort of a mute point for me as I won't even go into a Wal Mart if I can help it.  And let's be honest, even if stores DO recognize Christmas it doesn't mean they really care about the real reason behind it... and hey, it isn't about buying their merchandise and bolstering their bottom line.  

I am sure the ACLU will file suit against Wal Mart shortly.  Or better yet, perhaps those dollar chasing cupcake attorneys will go after them..... I can hear the ad now,  "Were you offended by seeing the word Christmas while shopping for your HOLIDAY items in Wal Mart stores this year?  As you know, Wal Mart is a multi-billion dollar company and you may be entitled to a large cash reward for being such a sensitive wuss."  "Call the offices of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe"

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